Thing for Which I Was Unprepared

I walked into the restroom at work, and it took a moment for my brain to process the scene. There was a workman in the middle of the room crouched over the urinal, which lay on the tile.

It felt like I’d caught him doing something unseemly. I laughed nervously. He laughed apologetically.

I fled.

Surely there’s a warning sign for such occasions.