I’ve mentioned my arachnophobia before. So why do I stop and look at spiders? I wish I knew!
Seriously, this thing seemed to me to be about a foot or so in diameter. I swear it laughed at me as I took the picture.
“Think you can prove anything? I’ll only appear to be the size of a dime in your pathetic picture! Mwa-hahahahaha!”
Then it tried to flip me off, but spiders don’t have fingers.
But it tried. Oh, how it tried.
One day the little monsters will have middle fingers, and on that day we will receive such a bird!
“I hope he can see this, because I’m doing it REALLY hard.”