Me: Oh, Hiii.
My Boss: Should that tone worry me?
Me: Well, I might pass you a football from only a few feet.
My Boss: …I have no idea what that means.
My Previous Boss: It’s probably some bad-movie reference.
I feel so alone. Like I’m in a room…
Tales of the Atomic Zombie
true stories of a largely imagined life
Tales of the Atomic Zombie 
Oh, hai, Sean.
Oh, hai.
I saw you’d recently seen this movie. You know, they cure that all the time these days!