There’s a restaurant down the street from work where you can get a shake made with two flavors. I was having a rough day, so I decided to have a shake with lunch.
EMPLOYEE: Can I get you something to drink?
ME: Yeah, I’ll have a coffee and hot fudge shake.
EMPLOYEE: Okay. You can get a second flavor with the shake. Did you want double hot fudge or something else?
ME: …
ME: Coffee.
EMPLOYEE: …
EMPLOYEE: Oh!
ME (grinning): Yeah, one drink.
It was tasty, but next time I’ll have a shake with the ice cream flavors of coffee and hot fudge.
Tales of the Atomic Zombie 